Scarecrow Satirist T-Shirts

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scarecrows guarding a field

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"I miss the scarecrow."

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"Here come the suits."

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They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

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Scary Scarecrow

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'

'You'll have to do something about your squirrel chasing dogs in the park. It doesn't look right.'

Full Harvest Moon

'I'm Dr. Pooches and I'll be your den...Oh, boy.'

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

'Hell? No. We're just the side effects of your new drugs.'

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

'I'm sorry, Grizwell; but we no longer consider you a necessary evil.'