Scarecrow Collectors Pillows

We think it will prevent bird collisions!

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Dead Funny

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Scarecrows guarding a field

No, I don

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

'Our limo's here.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

"Do you have any other form of collateral?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Scarecrow

"You're getting too much fiber."

"I miss the scarecrow."

'I've never seen a worse case of sillycosis!'

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"I love a scary film"

Fish Tricks

Scary Scarecrow

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

Center for anti-discrimination.

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.