Scarecrow Lovers Pillows

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scary stuff

Horror Stories.

No, I don

Scarecrows guarding a field

Date Night

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

I, Scream.

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

"You're getting too much fiber."

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"I miss the scarecrow."

Scarecrow

The Life Challenged Zombies.

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

We think it will prevent bird collisions!

Center for anti-discrimination.

Boo-gle.

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

Scary Scarecrow

Production in times of pandemic

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"I think I hear a squirrel in the attic. Can you go check it out?"

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

'I've had no appetite ever since I developed a bleeding ulcer!'