Scarecrow Fanatic Pillows

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

The Family Joules: Part 21

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Batman's Baby

Scarecrows guarding a field

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

A skip full of fools.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Born of the Dead

Catman

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Funny Farm

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 4

"I'm afraid we're on our own, Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Ironman are all working on a movie."

Waiting For Superman

Stephen King

'The Fly' Starts a Family

Superman's laundry

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'

Super Hero Vaccines

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Bingo's Time Out - Part Six