Scarecrow Stylist Pillows

"Very funny ... "

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Relax. They're just crows."

Punkins

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Puss in Heels

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"I opted for the upgrades."

Satan

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"You're getting too much fiber."

"I miss the scarecrow."

Scarecrow

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

Center for anti-discrimination.

Scary Scarecrow

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

We think it will prevent bird collisions!

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

Moses parts the red hair

Full Harvest Moon

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'