Scarecrow Designer Pillows

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

The Pink Bantha

No, I don

Scarecrows guarding a field

Phoenix

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Vaccinating Scarecrow

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"I miss the scarecrow."

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

Scarecrow

"You're getting too much fiber."

"I love a scary film"

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Scary Scarecrow

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Center for anti-discrimination.

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

We think it will prevent bird collisions!

Production in times of pandemic

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

Full Harvest Moon

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."