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"Where can I find the lefts?"

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

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"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

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"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

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"If anyone asks, I did this."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

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'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

"Notice anything different about me?"

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

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"It was a hot, humid night and he was floating around in the dark and didn't hear it!..."

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'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

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"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

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