Groovy Stylist Pillows

Seventies Hair.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Doulton Canada Geese

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Disco Dancing

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

Satan

Christmas Socks

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Bell Bottoms

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

Man bun tending

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Cornrows

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

"Far out, man."

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.