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"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

Cockroach Costume

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Gay Couple

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

"You must be the new guy!"

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

"This foxy mama is ready to boogy oogy oogy!"

Good Luck

Native Americans flirting.

Chugger

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'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."

Consumer of Pears.

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Conversation in the country about theft

"Norman's an influencer."

Guitar Player in Traditional Germanic Dress

Giacomo Puccini.

"My grandma left it to me in her will. . . and the little message on the back assuages my guilt!"

Seventies Hair.

Scottish man wearing a kilt is kicked out of the women's bathroom.

Japanese man in a kimono.

'My parents always gave me choices.'