Scarecrow Spotter Pillows

"I love a scary film"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"You're getting too much fiber."

Scarecrow

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"I miss the scarecrow."

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"That's Sullivan. He's always kissing the boss's behind."

Center for anti-discrimination.

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Scary Scarecrow

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Production in times of pandemic

"Well, the spider you swallowed in the scrumpy is now wriggling and tickling in cider."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'