Scarecrow Spotter Gifts

"I love a scary film"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scarecrows guarding a field

No, I don

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Relax. They're just crows."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Vaccinating Scarecrow

Fly Tightrope walker

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

It's for you.

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"You're getting too much fiber."

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Scarecrow

"I miss the scarecrow."

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Production in times of pandemic

We think it will prevent bird collisions!

Oh, come one, they can't all look like squirrels!

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Scary Scarecrow

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"That's Sullivan. He's always kissing the boss's behind."

Center for anti-discrimination.

"Well, the spider you swallowed in the scrumpy is now wriggling and tickling in cider."

'Look out, here comes that scarey farmer.'

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"