Virus Scarecrow Enthusiast T-Shirts

Production in times of pandemic

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Scarecrows guarding a field

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"I've mutated."

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

"You've managed to catch bird flu, swine flu and a touch of mad cow disease."

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

Scarecrow

"You're getting too much fiber."

"I miss the scarecrow."

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

"I love a scary film"

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Scary Scarecrow

Center for anti-discrimination.

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Strainspotting

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

Full Harvest Moon