Virus Scarecrow Enthusiast Prints

Production in times of pandemic

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

Scarecrows guarding a field

No, I don

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"I've mutated."

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

Scarecrow

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"You're getting too much fiber."

"You've managed to catch bird flu, swine flu and a touch of mad cow disease."

"I miss the scarecrow."

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"I love a scary film"

Strainspotting

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

Pangolins Gone Wild

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Center for anti-discrimination.

Scary Scarecrow

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."

Full Harvest Moon