Scarecrow Fans Prints

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

Children's Parties

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Scarecrows guarding a field

Stepping on clown's shoe...

No, I don

Telekinetics on strike...

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Weather forecast

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"Yeah, I used to ride a bicycle in the circus, but the gag was that it was way too small for me: kids loved the act..."

"I miss the scarecrow."

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

Scarecrow

"You're getting too much fiber."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Don't even think about it."

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

Clown eating jelly beans.

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.