Scarecrow Fans Prints

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Scarecrows guarding a field

Telekinetics on strike...

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Weather forecast

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"I miss the scarecrow."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

"You're getting too much fiber."

"Don't even think about it."

Scarecrow

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

"Yeah, I used to ride a bicycle in the circus, but the gag was that it was way too small for me: kids loved the act..."

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

Clown eating jelly beans.

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.