Corn Fan Gifts

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

baby sweetcorn...

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Yoyo sheep

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Fine. And you?'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"You and your daft inventions."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

TV Chef Cooking Range

A cow with a Brazilian.

A cow on a drip.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."