Cereal Fan Gifts

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

You're late!

More mice crispies, please, Mum.

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

Cow Cow Plops.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Church Basement Foodie

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"Fridge-to-table"

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"I go soggy in the bath."

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."