Cereal Fan Prints

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

You're late!

More mice crispies, please, Mum.

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

Cow Cow Plops.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Church Basement Foodie

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Power breakfast.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"Fridge-to-table"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'