Cereal Fan With A Twist Prints

Fruit & Fiber Optics.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

The Main Types of Cheese

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"I go soggy in the bath."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal