Cereal Fanatic Prints

If I have to "wake up and smell the coffee" one more time, I feel I shall go mad. Would you like to smell my cereal?

Counting ribs

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Cereal Tasting.

Power breakfast.

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'