Cereal Aficionados Prints

"Sorry, I don't date older men."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Cereal Tasting.

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

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