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Fruit & Fiber Optics.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

The Main Types of Cheese

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"I go soggy in the bath."

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"