Unconventional Cuisine Fan T-Shirts

Sushi spinoffs.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Pasta

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"I think we should each try other beers."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"I trust this will be on one check."

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

Warming hands over soup.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

Pop up hell

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'Whoever called this job WAITING obviously never did it!'

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

Yesterday of Minnesota.

'And if you like comfort food, I would recommend the Xanax stuffed pork -loin.'

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'