Unconventional Cuisine Fan T-Shirts

Sushi spinoffs.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Pasta

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

Warming hands over soup.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"I trust this will be on one check."

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Pop up hell

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

Yesterday of Minnesota.

'Whoever called this job WAITING obviously never did it!'

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'

"Could sir kindly eat more slowly, the signature dish takes a rather long time to make."