Canned Food Fan Gifts

'What's the soup of the day?' 'Heinz.'

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'More bubbles!'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Fridge-to-table"

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Pet Foods

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Cow Cow Plops.

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Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

Impossicle.

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'