Home-cooked Meal Fan Gifts

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.

Mom's Home Cooking and Dad's Home Drinking.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Fridge-to-table"

"Does it come with magnets?"

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Napkin Cole

'What kind of...'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Rep-Tiles.

"Can I have a pony?"

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.

"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"