Home-cooked Meal Fan Mugs

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.

Mom's Home Cooking and Dad's Home Drinking.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Fridge-to-table"

"Does it come with magnets?"

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'What kind of...'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Rep-Tiles.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"Can I have a pony?"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

Impossicle.

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."