Microwave Meal Fan Gifts

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"Fridge-to-table"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

Napkin Cole

"Can I have a pony?"

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

Cow Cow Plops.

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

You're late!

'Needs salt.'

Impossicle.

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

'What's the soup of the day?' 'Heinz.'

'I'm going to make this quick because the pie ala mode ice cream is melting.'

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'

The Life Cycle of Cholent

"We'll have three deluxe wormburgers and a big bucket of regurgi-taters."

Mom's Home Cooking and Dad's Home Drinking.

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen