Microwave Meal Gourmet Gifts

"..and here's your TV dinner du Jour."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Quartet of chefs.

TV Chef Cooking Range

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"This place is slipping. The 'Chef's Surprise' looks more like a cook's confusion."

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

"When you say "Someone doesn't know how to put a paper towel over a bowl of chili to re-heat in the nuker", I know you mean me."

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

Molecular Gastronomy Restaurant.

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

"I was going to make a seven course gourmet dinner, but the microwave is broken."

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

'Excellent grape jelly, Mother -- I detect Macabeo, Arinto, Rotgipfler, and just a hint of Hondarrabi Zuri.'

Easter Eggs

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'

Pianist with Knife and Fork.

Pre-digested convenience foods.

"You might try the Trout Almandine - it's just swimming in credit card debt."

Swan dish.