Microwave Meal Critic Gifts

'You eat it! Your Mother slaved for two minutes cooking that for you in the microwave.'

"Please don't kill me."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'As you requested, we trimmed the fat.'

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

"A la carte, table d'hote or genetically modified, Sir?"

'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!'

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

"How long have we been married?"

"I can't stand microwave managers."

Package advice: "Can only help reduce weight by not actually eating it."

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'

"I'm sure the truffle risotto is delicious but I've had it so often I'm sick of it."

This is the new chicken product, poulet ding! I suppose the 'ding' is the sound of the microwave.

'And bang a few pots around. I like to pretend you won't just pull it out of the freezer and throw it in the microwave.'

'Honey, I think you bought 'crassoints' by mistake.'