Microwave Meal Fan Pillows

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

"Fridge-to-table"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Can I have a pony?"

Cow Cow Plops.

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

Impossicle.

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.

You're late!

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

'Needs salt.'

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

'I'm going to make this quick because the pie ala mode ice cream is melting.'

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

The Life Cycle of Cholent

Mom's Home Cooking and Dad's Home Drinking.

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

'I'm not sure but I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk and take out.'