Microwave Meal Maven Pillows

TV breakfast

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

So Far So Good

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"And tonight we’re offering 5-1 odds on a kitchen strike."

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

'I think I may be lactose intolerant.'

Wordplay: Road Rage

Little Dark Specks

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

'Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak.'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

'That's strange. No ingredient labelling anywhere!'

"Just who is our new interactive toaster interacting with?"

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'

'Welcome to Margie's Microwave Cooking School! -- ZAP! Be sure to tune in at this same time tomorrow....'

'I made you coffee.'

"It's great for quesadillas."

"Would you care to see a list of food additives?"

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."