Microwave Meal Lover Pillows

This is the new chicken product, poulet ding! I suppose the 'ding' is the sound of the microwave.

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

The Aisle

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

Culture clash

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

Screen Time at the Dining Table

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

"When you say "Someone doesn't know how to put a paper towel over a bowl of chili to re-heat in the nuker", I know you mean me."

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

"I miss the old days when my mom would pick them fresh."

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'

"Okay, so what do we add?"

'I'm having these sausages carbon dated.'

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

This time, Eddie was going to pay for this.

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'