Microwave Meals Pillows

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Fridge-to-table"

TV Chef Cooking Range

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

"When you say "Someone doesn't know how to put a paper towel over a bowl of chili to re-heat in the nuker", I know you mean me."

Little Dark Specks

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

Pre-digested convenience foods.

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'

Mom's Home Cooking and Dad's Home Drinking.

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'

'You eat it! Your Mother slaved for two minutes cooking that for you in the microwave.'

"No, there isn't much of a plot. There never is in a microwave."

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

"You've got the microwave, sauce and 15 minutes to make a traditional English Korma."

'This stuff must be bad for us...it tastes good.'

'And bang a few pots around. I like to pretend you won't just pull it out of the freezer and throw it in the microwave.'