Microwave Cooking Pillows

What's the best cooking tip you ever learned? 'Poke holes in plastic cover."

TV Chef Cooking Range

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

"Once cooked, leave to stand for 1 minute."

Grandma's caf

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

Microwave Popcorn. Other side up. Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna.

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"

Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?

"When you say "Someone doesn't know how to put a paper towel over a bowl of chili to re-heat in the nuker", I know you mean me."

'I'm making pot pie.'

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

'It looks like a lot, but I microwave it throughout the week.'

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

Inside the freezer. I can't wait to get warmed up in the microwave! Bean and Cheese. Ice. He's a "Brrr-ito"! Ice Cream Vanilla.

'This has GOT to be good... it's MICROWAVABLE.'

Pre-digested convenience foods.