Microwave Use Pillows

"No, there isn't much of a plot. There never is in a microwave."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Stupid Microwave

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

TV Chef Cooking Range

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'You made me jump,'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Tortoise and the Hare

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?

"When you say "Someone doesn't know how to put a paper towel over a bowl of chili to re-heat in the nuker", I know you mean me."

'I'm making pot pie.'

Joe's Bar and Microwave 'The grill got busted.'

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

"Latest in Microwave Technology."

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'