Microwave Aficionado Pillows

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Television Readers.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

WiFi Signals

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Terry had a computer bug.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'New Game'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Pre-Television Man Caves

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

100 best beheadings

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."