Microwave Aficionado Prints

Microwave Popcorn. Other side up. Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

George Michael

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

WiFi Signals

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Cellphone Islands

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Terry had a computer bug.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Pre-Television Man Caves

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

100 best beheadings

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'