Microwave Meal Aficionado Pillows

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

Woman watching cookery show as she waits for her microwave meal to cook.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

The Aisle

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Screen Time at the Dining Table

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

"When you say "Someone doesn't know how to put a paper towel over a bowl of chili to re-heat in the nuker", I know you mean me."

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

Pre-digested convenience foods.

"I miss the old days when my mom would pick them fresh."

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'

'You eat it! Your Mother slaved for two minutes cooking that for you in the microwave.'

This time, Eddie was going to pay for this.

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'

"What I really feel like having is ham and eggs."

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

"You've got the microwave, sauce and 15 minutes to make a traditional English Korma."