Microwave Meal Aficionado Mugs

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

Woman watching cookery show as she waits for her microwave meal to cook.

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

The Aisle

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

Microwave Popcorn. Other side up. Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna.

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

"When you say "Someone doesn't know how to put a paper towel over a bowl of chili to re-heat in the nuker", I know you mean me."

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

You should have come earlier, sir -- we're all out of worms.

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

"I miss the old days when my mom would pick them fresh."

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'

Pre-digested convenience foods.

"What I really feel like having is ham and eggs."

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

This time, Eddie was going to pay for this.

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'