Microwave Dinner Guru Mugs

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

Come dine with me!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I put an app on your phone that punches you in the face every time you eat junk food. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'Your bypass operation will be self administered. Pass by every other meal.'

"It's the worse case of flatulence I've ever witnessed!"

'That's enough, thank you.'

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"There's too much fibre in your diet! Your roots are showing!"

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

"When you say "Someone doesn't know how to put a paper towel over a bowl of chili to re-heat in the nuker", I know you mean me."

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

"The Toast Whisperer"

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

...either you've found world's best diet or world's worst investment consultant...

Pasta, Cookies, Antacids.

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'

'It's more a six barrel than a six pack!'

"That Wu-Long tea diet is starting to look better every day."

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

'Oh, my wife invented that -- it's for mashing potatoes.'

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.