Master Of Microwave Meals Pillows

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

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TV Chef Cooking Range

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

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"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

A spider meal prepping

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

Survival of the Foodiest

Joe's Bar and Microwave 'The grill got busted.'

'I'm making pot pie.'

'I'm busy. Can you make it yourself?'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

Pre-digested convenience foods.

"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."

Firemen called to a cooking accident.

Inside the freezer. I can't wait to get warmed up in the microwave! Bean and Cheese. Ice. He's a "Brrr-ito"! Ice Cream Vanilla.

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'

"I'd have cooked it for you but you can't put metal in the microwave."