Master Of Microwave Meals Pillows

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

TV Chef Cooking Range

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"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

A spider meal prepping

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

'I'm making pot pie.'

Survival of the Foodiest

Joe's Bar and Microwave 'The grill got busted.'

'I'm busy. Can you make it yourself?'

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."

The new microwave has been a great time-saver for Monica, she can burn dinner and still have plenty of time to make restaurant reservations

Firemen called to a cooking accident.

Pre-digested convenience foods.

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'