Meal Prep Masters Pillows

A spider meal prepping

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Hungry child

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Horn of Leftovers

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

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"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

'Mine was stone cold.'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"Your husband tells me you're a wonderful cook!"

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'