Meal Prep Masters Gifts

A spider meal prepping

'I sent out for everything.'

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Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Hungry child

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Horn of Leftovers

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

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"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Mine was stone cold.'

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"We merged to save through volume buying."

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"Your husband tells me you're a wonderful cook!"

Capturing a Cook

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'