Meal Prep Expert Gifts

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Hungry child

'Like death by salad.'

Horn of Leftovers

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Cereal Tasting.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Mediterranean Martini

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Mine was stone cold.'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

'It's an acquired taste!'

Paul Bocuse caricature

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'A sandwich?'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

"We merged to save through volume buying."

A spider meal prepping

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"