Meal Prep Enthusiast Gifts

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

LAY ZEE FUK

Hungry child

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Horn of Leftovers

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

The Aisle

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"Fridge-to-table"

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

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Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

French man holding a dish.

"We merged to save through volume buying."

A spider meal prepping

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"