Meal Prep Enthusiast Gifts

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

LAY ZEE FUK

Hungry child

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Horn of Leftovers

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Fridge-to-table"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

The Aisle

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

French man holding a dish.

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"We merged to save through volume buying."

A spider meal prepping

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"