Meal Planning Enthusiast Gifts

"Sorry, honey, I'm actually saving those strawberries to rot in the fridge."

Is it better to see him before or after lunch?

'I sent out for everything.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Soup of the month.

Chez Nous Menu

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Before/After

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Horn of Leftovers

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

The Aisle

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'