Meal Planning Gifts

"I vary her diet with a wide variety of pasta shapes."

"No bread for Grampa. He's on a glutten-free diet."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"If we can't find all the ingredients, we'll just make something horrible."

"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'Oops. I just lost my sense of humor.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'For this next money saving meal tip, call your parents and invite yourself to dinner!'

Surprise in the salad bowl

Is it better to see him before or after lunch?

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

'I'm on a diet at the moment.' - 'No sugar, no alcohol, no meat, no dairy, no wheat, no yeast.' - 'Basically, dinner times now consist of me quietly weeping into a bowl of overpriced weeds.'

'One down, six to go.'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

'The ab swing is supposed to come with a meal plan. Check it, cause I need to know if I should eat before my 5-minute workout.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"It's blank!!"

"What are you cooking for Thanksgiving, Tia Carmen?"

"What's the speed of dinner tonight... slow cooker or fast food?"

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"Heck, 'an orange', the only thing I haven't got."

Horn of Leftovers

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Before/After

"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."

Wheel of Dinner

"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

The impossible dream

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"