Meal Planner Gifts

Chicken: Free Range/Long Range

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'I'll have the 800 calorie light lunch special ... four orders.'

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

'Like death by salad.'

Your supper was dinner and orginially lunch

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

'5 pounds of liver ought to be enough to get your husband to take you out for dinner.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

"I found the offender with a stolen leg of lamb from the supermarket, Sir, and I asked him what he intended on doing with it. . ."

'Hold on, I'm trying to come up with a meal.'

'One down, six to go.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

'Don't think of it as leftovers -- think of it as a mopping-up operation.'

'Lets do lunch tomorrow.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Aww, geez. We had dog food LAST night."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Grocery shopper sees TV Dinners and Radio Dinners

'What aren't we eating today, mum?'

'Let me have 20 fat, 40 carbohydrate, 40 protein and a cup of tea.'

'You have to give up power lunches.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Your Dinner is in the Supermarket.

'I'm cooking tonight. What do you want...three for a dollar or two for eighty-nine?'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH