Online Meal Planner Gifts

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Soup of the month.

Chez Nous Menu

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Before/After

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Horn of Leftovers

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Surprise in the salad bowl

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"