Family Meal Planners Gifts

'We can afford Monday through to Thursday. We're going to have to skip Friday, Saturday and Sunday.'

'I sent out for everything.'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Soup of the month.

Chez Nous Menu

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Before/After

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Horn of Leftovers

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'