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'We can afford Monday through to Thursday. We're going to have to skip Friday, Saturday and Sunday.'

'I sent out for everything.'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Chez Nous Menu

Soup of the month.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Before/After

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Horn of Leftovers

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A man and baby wearing bibs

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."